Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?


sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder



assbutts-and-asgardians:

burnedoffwings:

I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS JO
I FUCKING MISS BALTHAZAR
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS ASH
I FUCKING MISS MARY
I FUCKING MISS SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY

UM I THINK YOU’RE MISSING SOMEONE



  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*